The above two pics are from net, below quotes are mine :
Rajnikanth codes directly in the hex or executable file.
Rajnikanth does not get compiler errors, whatever he codes becomes the syntax.
Once Rajnikanth was denied onsite, all the onsite colleagues came offshore to work with him !
Which frame has highest priority on CAN, air bag signal ? Brk signal ? - No it's Rajnikanth's frame
All nodes back off when Rajnikanth wants to transmit a frame - even the bus monitoring signal - CSMA CD stuff.
Rajnikanth can put a breakpoint in the hex file & debug .
Rajnikanth can write a C program without main. He is the main
Rajnikanth has already #defined the #define to Rajnikanth
Rajnikanth once attended the skip level meeting, The CEO of company raised some genuine concerns to Rajnikanth.
Rajnikanth's just one soldier can beat everyone in chess, with just one move.
Once Rajnikanth ran Misra check for his files & gave Rajnikanth's warnings to Misra.
(Misra is coding guidelines to be followed by some automotive electronics embedded companies )
Every semicolon in c should be terminated by Rajnikanth, he is the end of all things
The Ansi C compiler has changed the null character \0 to Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things.
Intel has now agreed to change their punch line, " Rajnikanth inside, Logic outside"
Rajnikanth once keyed in high level language on 8085 & it ran.
Rajnikanth's car does not need MIL, he knows what error has occurred.
Rajnikanth by mistake typed the attributes twice
value - this became xml.
Rajnikanth played scrabble & ran out of alphabets in first chance itself.
Once the MIL (malfunction indicator lamp) glowed y mistake, Rajnikanth was son angry that it never turns on now again, the headlights are always turned on in fear, indicators are just too confused.
The true name of Rajnikanth was Rajnican't, but there was nothing Rajni can't do. Hence it was renamed to Rajnikanth.
Yet another copy paste from net