Rajnikanth quotes, jokes, sms

The above two pics are from net, below quotes are mine : 

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Rajnikanth codes directly in the hex or executable file. 

Rajnikanth does not get compiler errors, whatever he codes becomes the syntax. 

Once Rajnikanth was denied onsite, all the onsite colleagues came offshore to work with him ! 

Which frame has highest priority on CAN,  air bag signal ? Brk signal ? - No it's Rajnikanth's frame

All nodes back off when Rajnikanth wants to transmit a frame - even the bus monitoring signal - CSMA CD stuff.

Rajnikanth can put a breakpoint in the hex file & debug . 

Rajnikanth can write a C program without main. He is the main 

Rajnikanth has already #defined the #define to Rajnikanth 

When Rajnikanth tries to send frame on CAN all nodes back off, permanently.

Rajnikanth once attended the skip level meeting, The CEO of company raised some genuine concerns to Rajnikanth. 

Rajnikanth's just one soldier can beat everyone in chess, with just one move. 

Once Rajnikanth ran Misra check for his files & gave Rajnikanth's warnings to Misra. 

(Misra is coding guidelines to be followed by some automotive electronics embedded companies )

Every semicolon in c should be terminated by Rajnikanth, he is the end of all things 

The Ansi C compiler has changed the null character \0 to Rajnikanth. He is the end of all things. 

Intel has now agreed to change their punch line, " Rajnikanth inside, Logic outside" 

Rajnikanth once keyed in high level language on 8085 & it ran. 

Rajnikanth's car does not need MIL, he knows what error has occurred. 

Rajnikanth by mistake typed the attributes twice value - this became xml. 

Rajnikanth played scrabble & ran out of alphabets in first chance itself.

Once the MIL (malfunction indicator lamp) glowed y mistake, Rajnikanth was son angry that it never turns on now again, the headlights are always turned on in fear, indicators are just too confused.

The true name of Rajnikanth was Rajnican't, but there was nothing Rajni can't do. Hence it was renamed to Rajnikanth.

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Yet another copy paste from net

Keep Smiling !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 "Guys This is SERIOUS, Please Stop making Jokes on Rajnikant da .....or
else.He will Delete the INTERNET altogether daa MIND ITT!!!.."

1. Once upon a time Rajnikanth used a tooth powder to get strong teeth.
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today that powder is used as AMBUJA CEMENT

2* Once Rajnikanth was playing Cricket and Rain Stopped due to Heavy
Play.

3*Once Rajnikanth gone for a walk and after one hour police arrested him
u know why... He reached USA and having No Visa with him

4* Rajnikanth was practicing for spelling test. The rough sheet he used
is today known as the oxford dictionary!!

*Hrithik tried to participate in a dance competition with Rajnikanth.
Result: He is in a wheel chair in Gujarish.

6* Rajnikanth was once told to choose 3 subjects when he got admission
in Jr.college................ He chose science, arts and commerce!!!!!!!

7*Rajnikanth can make calls from his iPod to his iPad...!!!

8*One nite, while asleep, Rajnikanth was mumbling some random numbrs...
Thats how the Log table was invented.

9*One day Rajnikanth bunked school. Since then it is known as Sunday

10*Once Rajnikanth was on the hot seat of KBC....
And the computer needed lifeline to choose the question. Mind it!

11*Micheal Jordan to Rajini: I can spin a ball on my finger for over two
hours. Can you?
Rajni: Rascala, how do you think the earth spins!?

12* Roger Federer: I know everything about tennis. You can ask me
anything.

Rajnikanth: Ok. Tell me, how many holes are there in the NET??

13*All scientists failed to answer this but Rajnikant did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Rajni: DOSA..

14. Once a big stone obstructed Rajani's way.
He kicked high in sky and now it is so called . . .The MOON

15. Once when shooting on a beach in Tamil Nadu, Rajanikant kicked a
stone..
Now that stone is known as . . . . SRI LANKA


16. Rajinikant participated in 100 meter race and obviously he came
first...
But Einstein died after watching that. . . bcoz . . . . LIGHT came
second


17.Once Rajinikant participated in Moto gp Bike race......Don't even try
to guess wat happened .
Rajinikant won d race on neutral gear!


18. Rajinikanth doesnt breathe. Air hides in his lungs for protection.


19. Once Rajinikant went to Bhopal for shooting and had a stomach
upset.....and the result was.. . . .  BHOPAL GAS TRAGEDY


20. 1 day Rajinikant got angry on his sweeper boy., he kicked him so
hard that he went flying in the sky with is broom... 2day that boy is
famous as "HARRY POTTER".


21. Before Tom Cruise, Rajnikant was approached for the movie "Mission
Impossible" but he refused . . . . as he found the title insulting


22. Once Rajnikanth was asked how he felt about the jokes made on him
which were spreading through sms and internet.
To everyone surprise he started laughing and replied-Ennada Do you
really think they are jokes?


23. Rajni once taught a child how to play counter strike and that guy is
now called.............. "OSAMA BIN LADEN"

thats rajini mindit


24. Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to payhim
back... . .......That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs


25. Rajinikanth once kicked a horse in the chin. Its descendants are
today called giraffes.


26. As a kid Rajnikant maintained a diary of day to day activities,
today that diary called as.
. . . . . . . . Guinness Book Of World Records

27. Once a boy inserted A CD named Rajnikanth into his PC... Guess
wot...
. . . . .His PC started Rotating around the CD rom

28. Intel's new tag line for its processors ........... "Rajnikanth
Inside"

29. Once Rajnikant taught a boy how to kiss. Now that boy is known as '.
. . . Emran Hashmi'

30. When Rajinikant croses the Road, the cars have to look . . . . left
and right before moving.

31. If Rajnikant was born 100 years back, British would have fought to
get independence from India !! :


32. People who set CAT paper will have to pass RAT paper from this year
onwards.

Yes RAT paper.... : : Rajnikant Aptitude Test !!!


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Rajanikanth Funny Joke "Mind It"

When Rajnikant was studying in 3rd std....someone stole his rough note....&
Now they call it as .............Wikipedia

When Rajnikant was a Student¦!!!
Teachers use to Bunk the classes!!!

Rajnikant started college. All students were confused while taking admission because name of college is

"Rajnikant's Medical College of Engineering for Commerce".

THE MOST NEGLECTED FACT OF THE ENTIRE DECADE!!!!
Sachin Tendulkar's mothers name is RAJNI Tendulkar
And his coach's name is ramaKANT
Is there a need to say anything beyond this???

Rajinikant got 150 questions in exam paper asking - "Solve any 100 questions"
He solved all 150 and wrote, " Rascalla!, CHECK ANY 100!"

One day Rajani thought to play cricket in monsoon and rain stopped due to play.

Rajnikanth's next project is the Titanic in Tamil. However, Rajni has twisted the climax. Both the lead actors survive. Rajni swims across the Atlantic Ocean with the heroine in one hand and... The Titanic in the other

"Who says the world will be destroyed in Dec 2012..Rajnikant just bought a Laptop with three years warranty"

Rajni can walk faster than light.
"Rajni cannot be created or destroyed; it can only be changed from one form to another".

Law of Conservation of Rajni

All scientists failed to answer this but rajnikanth did...
Ques: Which liquid turns solid on heating?
Ans: Dosa... mind it!!!

Once a photo of Rajnikant was given for Xerox. Don't even try to guess what happened.

We got two copies of the Xerox machine.

One more:
Once upon a time Rajnikant used Tooth Powder to get strong teeth today that powder is known as
"AMBUJA CEMENT"

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Rajnikanth was shot today... Tomorrow is the bullet`s funeral!

Rajnikanth killed a terrorist in Pakistan 'via Bluetooth'!

Rajnikanth can draw a straight line with a compass!

Rajnikanth knows who let the dogs out!!

Rajnikanth`s pulse is measured in Richter scale!

The new Rupee symbol is actually Rajnikanth`s signature!!!

When God watched Robot, he said, "Oh my Rajnikanth!"

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house!!

Rajnikanth is the secret of Boost`s energy, and Complan is a Rajnikanth boy!

Rajnikanth participated in 100m race, obviously he came first, but

Einstein died watching that since Light came second!!

Intel's new ad: "Rajnikanth Inside" 

When Alexander Graham Bell first used his telephone, he realized that he already had two missed calls from Rajinikanth.

Why does needle of magnetic compass always point towards North??? . . Because, RAJINIKANTH lives in the South and no one has guts to point at him!!! 

The apple which fell on Newton was actually thrown by Rajinikanth!

An email was sent from Pune to Mumbai, Rajinikanth stopped it in Lonawala! 

Rajinikanth can whistle in 5 different languages! 

Only Rajinikanth knows why Mona Lisa is smiling.

Rajinikanth is the only person in the world who can make his girlfriend admit her mistake!

Rajinikanth went to the world cooking championship...of course Rajini won. But guess what did he make in final??? Lal mirchi ki meethi kheer.

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Rajnikanth can observe all the messier objects, ......without the telescope  !  

Rajnikanth does not adjust the focus for clear visibility, the object under observation moves back -forth in space so that Rajnikanth can observe it clearly. 

 Rajnikanth;s camera is not having exposure option, as all the photons come faster & for the image quickly when he is taking a pic. 

Rajnikanth does not use averted vision. the object of interest moves side wards to adjust the Rajnikanth's eye  

when Rajnikanth starts to observe, all clouds move to the other hemisphere ! 
It was Rajnikanth who observed all the galaxies are moving away from each other, naked eye !   

Once Akarsh & Rajnikanth went for DSO, Akarsh packed his big telescope, & lots of star charts.  Rajnikanth just brought his sunglasses !
Rajnikanth sees color in eyepiece !  

Rajnikanth has memorized all the star charts & does not need any now !    

First Amar was also having big telescope like Akarsh, but since he did the mistake of inviting Rajnikanth for Messier marathon, Rajni got angry & the effect :  Amar roams around with binoculars !    

Since marathon was insult for Rajnikanth, since he could cover all of them in no time !